Vampire Beer Cufflinks

Twilight Quarrels...

Unicorns don't usually pick girls based on their skin texture, but when we do, we pick metallic. The reason is, they don't have hearts. We like heartless girls so then there's never any drama, nobody gets hurt, and there's always a happy ending. Except in the case of the Twilight saga, where Team Jacob pitfully tries to steal Bella away from Team Edward. There's always a bad ending in crappy vampire love stories.

This pair of mismatched brass Vampire Beer Cufflinks includes one green Beer Bottle cufflink and one Long Haired Sitting Pin Up cufflink.

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