Usain Ain't Nothing on Rhinos Cufflinks

A Rhino Killed my Asexual Grandmother...

Ah! Rhinos! Whenever I see rhinos, I get horribly terrified. It's like they're gonna see me and my super shiny unicorn horn on top of my humongous brain, and run towards me and gore me instantly. My asexual grandmother was actually killed like that when I was small. The rhino saw her, and sprinted towards her at a speed that was five times as fast as Usain Bolt's 9.58 second 100-meter-dash world record, and viciously gored her and split her ribcage apart, splattering blood and guts everywhere. I was hiding up in my treehouse on top of my oak tree, and watched the sequence of events unfold. It was horrible. But despite this miserable story, buy these cuffs to help avenge my grandmother. Please!

This pair of mismatched brass Usain Ain't Nothing on Rhinos Cufflinks includes one Silver Rhinoceros cufflink and one Black Rhinoceros cufflinks.

Category: Roaming the Earth

Type: Cufflinks

Vendor: UniCuffs

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