Trust me, I'm an Interior Designer Cufflinks

Interior designers are basically people who are paid to cover up for other people's total lack of aesthetical sense. I mean, if you can’t even put together a slightly coherent style for your own home, you must really be the kind of guy who gets these kinds of thoughts while looking at a Picasso. This grants great powers to an interior designer. They get to manipulate people’s conceptions of beauty and ugliness. Can you see where I’m going with this? By wearing these cufflinks, you will look like an authority in matters of beauty… You will be listened to… By women most of all… Get my drift huh? And there’s your perfect occasion to get them to think about you when they think about beauty. And don’t forget to hand out your business card, apparently women recommend interior designers to each other… Just in case…

This pair of mismatched Trust me, I'm an Interior Designer Cufflinks includes one "Trust Me" text white cufflink and one "I'm an Interior Designer" text white cufflink.

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