Trust me, I'm a Psychiatrist Cufflinks

Let me tell you a story. There was a period in my life where I felt very lost and abandoned by all. I would gallop around the great plains of America, from Las Vegas to Reno to Austin, getting drunk and laid every damn night. It may sound nice like that, but I was in profound despair. There was nothing I wanted to do but drinking and whoring. But one night, when I was sleeping in my own vomit outside a strip bar in Vegas, a man came to whisper in my ear. What he said made me reconnect with the Unicorn I was and gave sense to my life again. It turned out that the man was a Unicorn psychiatrist (apparently he also did a god job with horses, but who cares?) and he was to save my life. He suspended my mental illness, even though it sometimes pops up again. If you too have been saved by a psychiatrist, may it be directly or indirectly (they treat serial killers and other nutcases too), offer them these cufflinks. If you happen to be a psychiatrist yourself, wear them and give me a thought once in a while.

This pair of mismatched Trust me, I'm a Psychiatrist Cufflinks includes one "Trust Me" text white cufflink and one "I'm a Psychiatrist" text white cufflink.

Category: Doctors & Nurses, Graduation

Type: Cufflinks

Vendor: UniCuffs

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