Token Cufflinks

Have you used an Alkaline battery recently? If so, this set of cufflinks is catered to you outdated fools, because who still uses batteries? Speaking of Alkaline, did Andrew Carnegie secretly email the secrets of his steel company to Alkaline's CEO? Because I swear this company is almost a complete monopoly--every single battery I see in the UniCornia supermarket aside from Energizer batteries (and who uses THOSE?) are produced by them. Despite my observations, I do dearly support Alkaline for making such fine batteries, as you do, and you should consider buying these cufflinks as a token of your appreciation.

This pair of mismatched brass Token Cufflinks includes one Alakaline AA Battery cufflink with black and bronze color and one Roll Film cufflink with yellow and black color.



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