I’m a bit outraged today (but then I guess as the Angry Unicorn this shouldn't come as a surprise).
Anyway, I took a short trip to the park and there was this dude who kept looking at me strange. After staring for a few minutes, he finally came up to me and asked if I vomited rainbows. Apparently he was a foreigner and he saw a TV show where unicorns would barf rainbows. I was offended. I totally blame that biaaatch My Little Pony for all these unicorn stereotypes.
Clearly he doesn't know that unicorns consume rainbow sprinkles, and in exchange, we can grant wishes and poo out sushi and fish bones. We can also vomit out sushi and fish bones from rainbow sprinkles. Say wha? Yes, I know it's hard for a normal human to understand, but I know that if a human consumes rainbow sprinkles, they'll have the ability to do the same. Anyhow, time to fist pump and shake all my stress away!
This pair of mismatched brass Sushi-t Cufflinks includes one Sushi cufflink coated with red and white enamel and one silver and Golden Fish Bone Structure cufflink.
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