Motorbike and Cyclist Cufflinks

Tour de Fake... 

Who do you think you are, Lance Armstrong? Get off that bike and back to reality. You think that one charity triathlon that you only participated in to suck up to your boss qualifies you for the Tour de France? Bull s#$%. Hey, I’m all for living a healthy lifestyle, but you can’t have it all. You either have to quit your job and take those performance-enhancing drugs, or you’ve got to remember that you aren’t a professional athlete. Motorbikes are more my speed since they don’t require much physical activity, so maybe once you come to grips with your shattered dreams you can join me here on Earth.

This pair of mismatched brass Motorbike and Cyclist Cufflinks includes one Cyclist cufflink and one Motorbike cufflink. Both are coated with silver.

Category: On 2 Wheels

Type: Cufflinks

Vendor: UniCuffs

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