Melt In Your Mouth Sushi Cufflinks

This is one odd pair of cufflinks. I don’t mind the sushi, although there’s that unsexy fish smell all the time. But the false teeth are just too darn creepy! I’ve always associated false teeth with evil clowns who want nothing than to terrorize you with their caked-up foundation, evil grin and maniacal laugh. Speaking of clowns, the worst for me was probably Pennywise. After being forced to watch that movie for a Halloween marathon, I never really looked at clowns the same again. It was mortifying to see him because after that, all I could think about was the fact that he might be watching me, as I take a bath, as I sleep, as I touch myself. Ew, evil thoughts man. I think I’ll sleep with the lights on tonight.

This pair of mismatched brass Melt In Your Mouth Sushi Cufflinks includes one Sushi cufflink coated with red and white enamel and one False Teeth cufflink coated with classic red and white color.

Category: Sushi & Sumo, WTF

Type: Cufflinks

Vendor: UniCuffs

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