Jaws Cufflinks

I will never look at sharks the same way again. Even though us unicorns are land creatures, we do have a special affinity with sea folks. Most of them have been around for a long time, not as long as us but we definitely go way back. Anyway, thanks to the magic of poorly written plotlines and the appeal of Ian Ziering as well as Tara Reid, Sharknado happened. Yes, SHARK- NADO.

You’re probably scratching your head at what the hell that is, but it’s actually pretty simple, it’s literally a shark tornado. A freak of nature, a tornado invades Los Angeles and deposits countless man-eating sharks including water onto an LA town. (Hey, gotta give it points for originality.) Of course, being “man-eating sharks” all they do is eat all the people in their way. Beverly Hills blonde boy goes into action to save his wife and child from the horrible creatures. It’s a crazy and out of whack film and I can’t believe someone actually sat in a conference room and approved it. Oh well, at least no sharks were harmed in the making of the film.

This pair of mismatched brass Jaws Cufflinks includes one Shark cufflink coated with silver and one False Teeth cufflink coated with classic red and white color.


Category: Still a Kid, Under the Sea, WTF

Type: Cufflinks

Vendor: UniCuffs


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