Ice Creamed Cufflinks

Ice Cream Physics...

Does one get more ice cream in a cup or in a cone? Yes, you little smartass, I know the phallic instrument we like to refer to as an ice cream scooper is the same so technically the same amount of ice cream should end up on the cone as in the cup. However, shouldn’t you also consider the diameter of the cone, since ideally the first scoop should fit in it so that the next ones can be stacked on top of it. Right? No? Whatever. Just always get 3 scoops minimum (or the whole container if you’re at the supermarket), that should ensure you get your recommended daily amount of calories (times 8).

This pair of mismatched brass Ice Creamed Cufflinks includes one Ice Cream Scoop cufflink and one Ice Cream Cup cufflink.