Hotdog vs Burger Cufflinks

What ABOUT the damn hot dogs, huh? You would think it’d be simple to write about food. Well not really, because newsflash: hotdogs and burgers are not the most inspiring topics out there. If you’d given me foie gras, if you’d given me umami, I’d have way more to say. But hotdogs are frankly boring. Sure, it’s a sausage stuck between two sandwich buns. Insert phallic jokes here. What about burgers? They’re fat. So funny ha ha. You think this description is shitty? Well just buy the cufflinks and see if you can come up with better. I’m sure you will.

This pair of multi-colored mismatched brass Hotdog vs Burger Cufflinks includes one Hamburger cufflink and one Hotdog cufflink.

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