After becoming an adult, I realized that even the tastiest things when you were a child sometimes taste and look gross when you’re older. For instance, hot dogs. As a kid, this was all my parents fed me (chuck to them being revolutionaries of their time, I guess.) They gave me fried hot dogs though, not the typical hot dog in a bun. My mom was an Asian Bengal Tiger so she would always force me to eat rice whenever possible along with fried hot dogs. Even though it took me awhile to get used to it, I eventually did and gobbled up everything.
Now that I’m older, I cannot stand the smell of hot dogs. It made it worse that my folks would watch hot dog eating contests. Now when I think of hot dogs, I think of small little Asian men eating their weight. That, and Paula Deen and a calorie-infused buffet.
This pair of mismatched brass Hot Dog Contest Cufflinks includes one multi-colored Hotdog cufflink and one False Teeth cufflink coated with classic red and white color.
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