As a unicorn with hooves, it's very hard for me to play golf. I mean, you try and hold a golf club with hooves.
And dude, it's such a lame sport. I mean, first off you need to dress as a yuppie. Then you hit a tiny ball with different sized sticks for the purpose of plunking it into 18 holes over thousands of yards. I mean who came up with that brilliant idea??!!!!
But third, and most importantly, it's not a real sport. I mean, sweaty, muscular, shirtless men wrestling each other into submission and breathing hot and heavy (yummy), now that's what I consider a manly man sport.
I guess if you're still into golf and not into hot sweaty men wrestling each other, then you might like these cufflinks.
This pair of mismatched brass Golf Ball and Putter Cufflinks includes one Silver Golf Ball cufflink and one Putter cufflink.
This pair of mismatched 01090 Colorado Pride Ski Cufflinks includes one Colorado Flag cufflink and one Ice Skiing cufflink.
This pair of mismatched 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil Cufflinks includes one Brazilian Flag Clear on Rhodium cufflink and one FIFA World Cup Trophy Gold cufflink.
At last! We are getting a good cufflink match right here! It’s no secret I hate sports, occasionally I give in. Unicorn buddies can be...