We don't like the French, especially the Parisians who are are notorious for being rude. And while we do like their wines and some of their stinky cheeses, it annoys the hell out of us all the aspirational monkeys out there sporting their designer bags and driving up the prices of Bordeaux wines.
Moral of the story? Just say no to all that is French. Especially French monkeys. And French Fries.
This pair of mismatched brass Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys Cufflinks includes one France Flag cufflink and one Banana cufflink.
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