UniCuffs 101

UniCuffs is the only quality cufflinks shop entirely dedicated to SICK MISMATCHED CUFFLINKS. And it's run by an ANGRY UNICORN, that is, ME. 

Why am I angry? Because of YOU, mostly. YOU work a crappy, miserable job. YOU wear boring and unmemorable cufflinks, and live life in a similar fashion... 

While UniCuffs is primarily for unicorns, since I'm on a short supply of MAGICAL SPRINKLES and SUNSHINE to share with others, I've resorted to sharing my asymmetrical, mismatched cufflinks with humankind. You're welcome.