Free Shipping?

Free shipping? Really?

As with everything in life, only the rich get free rides. Because, you know, they need it more than anybody else. Here too. FREE shipping only for orders ABOVE $000. This is why we suggest that you get rich first, so that you don't have to pay for ridiculous free shipping fees. 

When should my order arrive?

We usually dispatch your item(s) within 5 business days subject to availability. If there is any major delay, we will contact you to discuss. It is important to understand that your delivery may take a few more days to clear customs, which is outside of our control.

Signatures may be required for parcels, but if you would like our courier to leave the parcel in a safe place, please indicate this in the comments field of the 'checkout' page. We do however ask for a signature for all of our larger items. Please note that we cannot offer timed or weekend deliveries.

Please refer to our terms and conditions for further details. Our delivery charges are shown in the 'delivery charges' section below.

Do you ship to my country?

If your country is not in the dropdown menu of available countries, then please contact us to discuss whether we can ship to you and what the costs are before ordering.

Please note that we have some items we can not ship outside of the European Union - we'll let you know if so!

What are my delivery charges?

Your delivery charges are NONE. That's it.